The Official Internet Crib of Harry Sadist
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THE LOBSTER YEARS

Sadist 1 - Episode 4 (about 1993 - 18 pages) Harry recovers from a 6 month coma to find Mink on Death Row. He pays a final visit to help speed her on her way. Sadist 1 - Episode 3 (about 1993 - 22 pages) The Village People, strange peversions and a gunfight at the Chicken Geezer. Sadist 1 - Episode 2 (about 1993 - 13 pages) Harry and mechanic pal Neville Carcass arrive at HRH Princess Mink's hotel room and are promptly treated to a brutal beating by the crazed aristo. Learning that Mink is a suicidal, transgender PCP addict, they head off for a takeaway. Sadist 1 - Episode 1 (about 1993 - 11 pages) Harry Sadist's afternoon of football is interrupted when TeenScene calls with a new job. A fragile member of the royal family needs a bodyguard - what could possibly go wrong? An earlier version of Sadist 1a. From Lobster Telephone 34 (about 1992 - 7 pages) Harry comments on profound environmental and political issues in his own inimitable style. From Lobster Telephone 32 (about 1991 - 4 pages) Harry spends the night hitting his telephone with an axe, which puts him in just the right mood for a bit of debt collection. from Lobster Telephone 30 (about 1990 - 4 pages) Ron, Scene's competitor in the confectionary trade, finds he's bitten off more than he can chew when Harry pays a visit. from Trickster Now (about 1990 - 4 pages) Harry's faith in his own inhuman nature is shaken after a frenzy of speed-fuelled violence at a petrol station. from Lobster Telephone 29 (late 1989 - 4 pages) Cross-dressing Harry visits Scene armed with a carving knife to enquire about a job. from Lobster Telephone 28 (May 1989 - 7 pages) TeenSceen and Harry Sadist meet for the first time, and really hit it off!!