The Official Internet Crib of Harry Sadist


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This is really intended for search engines, carbon-based lifeforms should return to the main menu... KLAXON The Arsehole Accolades Half pint tart Scandel at the Hilton foot+arse=punctured sacks Crushed love eggs Human amphetamine factory FOOOSH Fuc King Hell A man with guts Psycho visitation YEEAARGH!! Goat on Acid Pump ya pole Tits out for the Lord Fetch the shovel Satan and God COSMOS Fags & Porn break Cream Jesus Cosmos Blackmail and Violence Dosed up on Thorazine Four fractured skulls SADIST 1A - Episode 1 Meat in brine... ...for a good time Teen Scene Tower Amina Tower's paradise PR Disaster Airbomb repeater suck on a '44 SADIST 1A - Episode 2 the best royal arse synthetic ibogaine russian roulette the bullshitahedron Smoke your punk ass Beef You are egg salad... ...I am pine the vestal hooker she's a he meat and two veg brutally vulgar moustachioed shit-twisters Jaques Meoff Hot colonics SADIST 1A - Episode 3 Harry and friend Chicken Geezer demon-assed Ecstacy Sponging Royal Parasites Princely Perversions Pube Joints Floss your arse with razorwire bendy headed fudge buffs Jamaica SADIST 1A - Episode 4 Dogz batter Cum Quaffers Paid by the toetag Twelve bore surprise Helmetize with pies High velocity mince Badly fucked up Ballistic Bostic Mainline PCP Lucifer Rising Kill at will Pork Scratchings Tanked up Bullet in the head Road Traffic Accident Game 1 Road Traffic Accident Game 2 Shit in a bears arse! SADIST 1A - Episode 5 Nurse! Love letter Recovery position BOOYACKA!! High caliber castration Evil turd fiend Princess cell block HRH 80 rocks of crack Concete Enema Razor Colonic A sprinking of angel dust The Dubliners Angel of death Better out than in! Caustic chemical comedy Irish turncoats Cry me a fuckin river Furry revenge CensorShit - Episode 1: Tough Shit Pass the sledgehammer WANG!! Nerve Gas CHONK FOOSH CRUNCH SS-20 Atom Bomb weapons grade bullshitter Melon farmer Trivial fraction of a man Eat Mace, Punk Buffalo Curry KAKOOM!! Oklahoma creche-cleaner One wild fuck! BRAINS! Atari 2600 Chuff Punks C4 plastic explosive Kamikase squad CensorShit - Episode 2: Chicken Shit Urban Warzone Wall to wall White Trash Bedside Manna Papal visit Speedgunning Tag 'em and bag 'em Melon farmer A walking handjob Einsteinium SGGKEUHRRRRRGHHKK!! The Pit Pig in Knickers Knuckle Sandwich Toaster You need glasses, mate Black and Blue balls A High Class of Psychosis CensorShit - Episode 3: Heavy Shit UN Puppet Shaggers Apocalypse Now Fuck the Police Our brave soldiers Cruise Missile barbecue Multi media filth merchant Fustigation SMAKK! Do Him! Natural Born Killers The Dalek Pneumaticism Brainwashed Harry CensorShit - Episode 4: Holy Shit Dawn of the Dead Repent not Evidence? Drink from the Communal toilet Living death Dalek glory hole FORNICATE! FORNICATE! Oh Shit! KILL The Armoury Gourd Cultivator Burglerized! CHUDD! CHUDD! CHUDD! A painful piercing Morphine time Expurgate the infidells Nerve gas & a quick shag Epilogue Shocking treatment Monster from green hell Government Conspiracy Robot Rapist on Anthrax Island Joy Lube & Pills Fashion Victim Where's the chick? Jesus hosed down the ceiling Death by randy mongoose Nebulae, Dwarfs & Holes Cover Intro Tarot reading Death and... ...The Tower Huge, bald & insane Squash bananas up his arse You look like shit, mate Barbarians My Apparatus! furry motherfucker Abduction In hot persuit Juicer Do not kill Church of Voodoo Voodoo dolls Baboon with rifle Scrapings from the abattoir Brian brings forth The Seven Dwarfs Lick him in the ring King Singh Chopping Open your mind Farewell to arms Carcass Motors Lottery numbers Brian's demise Bulk Fruit Action figures Back cover from Lobster Telephone 28 TeenHouse The Damage Done Harry Sadist Lives! Load of Schyte Warehouse of Doom Mutilation Brain vs Maim from Lobster Telephone 29 Forced Labour Sadist in a dress Management cuts The job interview from Trickster Now Calamitous Fractured Skull An unleaded barbeque Psychomotor acceleration from Lobster Telephone 30 Anthrax Chocolates Diseased Ghoul Heads with soft centers Lead filled pork pate from Lobster Telephone 32 Scum! Scum! Scum! The debt collector TelePorn Terror Up against the Wall from Lobster Telephone 34 Anal fokken festival Cadaverous Hippie Cracker-jack Bastards! Meat in Brine... ...for a good time Poached Yo Flaps Sadist 1 - Episode 1 Cover Intro Meat in brine... ...for a good time Teen Scene Tower Otto, Lucy & Clint Belinda Tower's paradise PR Disaster Inbred Royal Parasites Get Sadist Sadist 1 - Episode 2 fastest and ugliest Ibogaine Polar Bear with a hard-on polite hobnobbing violence on TV Storm her skull smash her jaw You are egg salad... ...I am pine Identity Crisis she's a he the unkindest cut Maim Sadist 1 - Episode 3 Impaled Nazarine Off with their heads! Princely Peversions Strange drugs The Royal Orphans We're in Brine, honey A right royal rumpus Pistol whippin fuck! Its Jackie Brambles Paid by the toetag CS Gas Merciful Muffs Royal Psychobitch the end for Harry? Gas grenades Sniper PCP saves the day cop holocaust Harry gets serious Tanks for the memories a slight accident Mink is undone! Sadist 1 - Episode 4 Harry regains consciousness The Coke... ...kicks in! High-caliber castration Mink arrested Union Jack burnings the wreckage of Maim Feeding time blow a meat puppet Mink's nose powder which gives her slight indigestion Chemical Humour Hysterical Jingoism Lobster T shirts Epilogue Credits Back cover Cyberchrist Cyberchrist Faith Hope Charity Faith Hope Charity Harry's Home Harry's Home Hopper and Fly Hopper and Fly - Jobseek and Destroy Night Nurse Night Nurse Party Balloons Party Balloons Statues Statues Swimsuit Special Swimsuit Special Waxworks Waxworks Rolf's Monster Hospital Rolf's Monster Hospital - Giger's Alien Rolf's Monster Hospital - The Sea Devil Rolf's Monster Hospital - Godzilla Rolf's Monster Hospital - The Yetis Utopia Throat Punch The Phaethon Probe Shower Power Harry and Minus Captain Krotuss